Oh, hey there!

You just clicked a link for what was supposed to be a sales page for my copywriting services.

But I have some, uh, bad news...

See, with those services I was supposed to completely renovate your copy.

I wanted to show you how I doubled the CTR on Tom Stoic's email list...

And QUADRUPLED the opt-ins for Jen Pierce's landing page.

So I was really excited to write this sales page.

I even paid some guy to make this fancy logo and all:

I got an official domain all set up...

Priced my services at a nice, affordable, under-$2000 price point...

And sat down to write this sales page.

But then I realized:

I'm a total IDIOT.

I should have never tried doing this.

Because I remembered something:

As EVERY course creator on Instagram knows...

"Copywriters"🤮 SUCK.

Their writing is TERRIBLE,

They can't tell the difference between an opt-in and a sales page,

And you're SICK of them outreaching to you ALL. THE. TIME.

I mean, why else would these "copywriters" receive responses like this?

"I get about 6 of these emails every day"

"This is the second cold DM I've had today."

"I have received NO LESS THAN a dozen 'Quick Question' InMails and connection requests every week."

"Getting around 5-10 cold emails a day, all saying the same thing"

This is not a good cold DM. My second pitch today..png

And honestly, who can blame you for not trusting a single one of us?

I don't know why I never realized until now.

So...

I guess you wasted your time coming to this page.

I'm really sorry, hey.

I don't even know why I'm still writing.

It would be dumb of me to even TRY selling my services when there's so many other "copywriters" out there.

And so...

I will NOT pretend that I can increase your conversions, like when I obviously didn't do it this time

Or this time. Which I also didn't do.

Didn't do it this time either.

2x the sales page to order conversions.png

...wait, what? I am saying I can NOT improve your conversions. N-O-T, 'not.'

We're clear right? Because you're looking at me kind of funny.

Almost like you think I'm actually implying I CAN increase your conversions. Like I did for all of these people.

But I'm not implying that, ok?

And I DEFINITELY am not saying you might be surprised about the results.

(These screenshots are clearly fake.)

So is this one.

HEY. Remember, I'm not saying I might be able to increase your conversions. NOT. Okay? Sheesh. It's almost like you don't believe me or something.

Oh, I get it. It's the pictures

Maybe I had too many pictures. I'll stop now.

Oops, finger slipped.

So... yeah

I don't know what THAT was all about.

It must have taken someone like 13 hours to photoshop all those FAKE screenshots.

Clearly you should just go home now.

Even if this page were to go on and try to sell you on these dumb copywriting services,

...why would you knowingly read a page that was trying to SELL you something and take your money?

You wouldn't. You're too smart for that.

Okay then. You can close this tab now. Without scrolling down any further, because there would be no point to that. Guess I'll see you later!

...and like I said, no point scrolling! Bye now!

Psst, just letting you know, I think your mouse is broken! It's still doing that scrolling thing!

There's just a bunch of blank space down there. Trust me, don't waste your time.

So... I'm beginning to think you don't believe me about the scrolling thing.

...okay, seriously, what the heck?

You're still here?

You actually want to read a long form sales page?

Selling you on... copywriting services?

(Haven't you heard of like, Netflix?)

Alright.

Fine, if you must INSIST on reading a SALES PITCH for my copywriting services... then be my guest.

Proper sales page coming your way in 3...

2...

White space...

Transform Your “Meh” Marketing Into A Smoking-Hot Money-Making Machine

(and without the $10K+ agency price tag)

ATTENTION: Online Coaches and Course Creators

If you're tired of:

Sales pages that visitors bounce from
Emails that nobody opens
Or social posts that get ignored

Then this might be the most important piece of text you'll read this year.

Here's why:

I'm about to show you how to transform your marketing from a money pit into a profit machine - without changing your product, your market, or your prices.

Sound fair enough?

Great! Because...

I get it.

Dear Instagram coach & course creator,

With ZERO effort on your end

But here's the cost of "good enough" copy:

You know that your copy isn’t perfect, but it feels 'good enough,' right?

And you worry that changing the copy could disrupt your current flow of customers/revenue—even if it's not completely optimal right now.

After all, you've probably built your success on being an expert in your field - NOT on being an expert in marketing.

So while you KNOW your current funnel isn't perfect, you:

Don't trust your ability to write better copy
Have been burned by "quick question" copywriters before
Feel overwhelmed by the process of rewriting/updating

And now it's like you're driving a car that's making weird noises - you know you should probably get it checked out, but it's still getting you from A to B, so you keep putting it off until it becomes an emergency.

Every single day, your mediocre marketing is silently robbing your bank account...

That "decent" sales page?

It's turning away 6 out of 10 perfect-fit clients who would've thrown money at you if your message hit harder.

Those email sequences you threw together between client calls?

They're training your subscribers to treat you like background noise.

And your social media content?

It's keeping you trapped in invisibility mode while your competitors – who might not even be half as good as you – are stealing your spotlight and market share.

But this isn't just about business metrics.

You see, as your conversions stagnate, the ripple effects seep into every corner of your life...

Your business slowly transforms from a path to freedom into a demanding taskmaster that never sleeps.

But it doesn't have to be this way...

Those quick weekend check-ins morph into full workdays.

Your laptop becomes a permanent dinner guest as you chase every potential lead.

Quality time with family turns into "just five more minutes" of tweaking campaigns.

The worst part is most people don't fix their copy until the burnout hits.

Until they're trapped in a cycle of working harder instead of smarter.

Until they realize they've built a prison instead of a business...

Don't wait for the breaking point.

Because by then, you'll have sacrificed more than just money – you'll have traded away the very freedom that made you start your business in the first place.

Let me paint a picture for you...

You wake up at 9 AM.

You unlock your phone to find overnight sales notifications.

Not tire-kickers asking endless questions – actual buyers who already understand your value and can't wait to get started.

Your ads aren't just "running" anymore – they're multiplying your investment three fold.

You're spending less to acquire each customer, and they're worth even more because they arrive pre-sold on your premium offers.

Best of all?

You're not chasing leads anymore. They're chasing you.

Because your copy makes it blindingly obvious why you're the best choice in your market.

Your expertise finally gets the spotlight it deserves.

Your value is crystal clear.

And your business starts working for you instead of the other way around.

This isn't fantasy.

It's what happens when your message truly connects.

But don't take my word for it.

Here's what happens when you get copy right:

"and we've seen a steady $2,000+ increase in monthly revenue since."

"Best outreach email I've ever received."

"Wow! This is awesome."

"Another banger as always."

Hi, I'm Andrew

I specialize in writing high-converting copy for your:

Sales Pages
Email Sequences
Landing Pages
Product Launches
And Social Media Content

Using these forms of media, I weave proven psychological triggers into clear, compelling messages.

Which is a fancy way of saying I'll help you make a lot more money by getting your ideal customers to actually read, click, and buy from your marketing.

Book Your Free Call🤝

What working together looks like:

Here's how I help coaching businesses like yours sell more...

Here's exactly what you're getting when you hire me:

1. Strategic Discovery

I'll start with a deep dive into your business.

I'll analyze your competitors, review your customer research, and create a clear plan with measurable goals that align with your timeline – if it's just for a single project or long term retainer.

2. Custom Copy Creation

Whether it's a one-time sales page or a full marketing system, you'll get multiple rounds of writing and revision until I nail it.

Each version is optimized based on data, with clear A/B testing recommendations and full support during implementation.

3. Results Tracking

I'll help you monitor performance and provide optimization recommendations for 30 days after launch.

And if you're a retainer client, you'll get weekly performance updates, conversion monitoring, and ongoing optimization to continuously improve results.

Sound good?

Do NOT book a call if you:

Are just starting out
Don't have existing traffic
Want the cheapest option
Are looking for overnight results
Eat KitKats without breaking them apart first 😤

Seriously.

I mean it.

Please don't book a call if any of these apply to you.

(possible exceptions ONLY for the fifth one)

If you're just starting out or looking for the cheapest option, my services won't be a good fit and the call will be awkward for both of us.

Come back when you're ready for serious growth and happy to invest in quality.

FAQs

"How much do you charge?"

Here's where I'm going to dazzle you with my amazing copywriting skills.

Because for the right person, I think my services could be worth $9,999,999,999.

But not YOU, pal. No way you're going to pay $9,999,999,999.

Heck... you're not even going to pay $9,999!

(Wait, am I doing this price ladder thing right? 🤔)

Uh...

Yeah... you're not going to pay anywhere near that.

But I honestly can't give you a set price until we have a chat first.

It all depends on where YOU'RE at as a biz owner and what solutions I can provide.

There is no one size fits all.

HOWEVER...

Jobs typically range from $400 (project) to $2000/mo (retainer), so keep that in mind.

"Are there refunds?"

Just like you wouldn't ask a chef to "un-cook" your meal, I don't offer refunds for completed work.

But here's what I do offer:

Unlimited revisions until you're completely satisfied (for projects)
A risk-free trial period for retainer services
Clear milestones and approval stages throughout our work together.

You're here because you've read this entire sales page and connected with my writing style.

You know exactly what you're getting.

I deliver what I promise, and I don't stop until you're thrilled with the results.

"What's your typical turnaround time?"

Okay, look... I know I said I'd answer all your questions. And I really meant to!

But then I realized - that's what discovery calls are for, right? 😏

Let's chat about the rest 👇

"Wait! Wait! Can I ask one more thing?"

Book Your Free Call🤝

"That was the best email I've ever read"

"The page finally converts at the level it should. Worth every penny."

Copy of This is not a good cold DM. My second pitch today..png

DISCLAIMER

Book Your Free Call🤝

sigh I guess...

Fire away.

"I’m about to do that thing where I read all the way to the bottom of the sales page but I still have lingering doubts so I’m going to just flick back up the page and start randomly re-reading parts that I already read while I umm and ahh about whether I want to book a call until my phone pings and distracts me."

Um... okay, that wasn't really a question.

But, that's cool. You do you.

All I'll say in closing is... this isn't one of those life-altering decisions that needs days of contemplation.

It's a 15-minute conversation that could completely transform your business.

Let's do some quick math:

Time investment: 15 minutes
Potential downside: You lose 0.15% of your weekly time
Potential upside: You finally get copy that floods your business with leads, sales that close themselves, and you now have breathing room to focus on what you do best.

The way I see it, you have two options:

A) Close this tab, go back to writing your own copy (or worse, hiring another "quick question" copywriter 🤮), and keep getting the same results.

OR

B) Take 15 minutes to chat with someone who just kept you engaged through an entire sales page while simultaneously demonstrating exactly how they'll help your business grow.

Anyway, that's my pitch. Ball's in your court now.

Oh, and would you look at that? There just happens to be an button to schedule a call right here! What luck!

Book Your Free Call🤝

Oh, hey there!

You just clicked a link for what was supposed to be a sales page for my copywriting services.

But I have some, uh, bad news...

See, with those services I was supposed to completely renovate your copy.

I wanted to show you how I doubled the CTR on Tom Stoic's email list.

And QUADRUPLED the opt-ins for Jen Pierce's landing page.

So I was really excited to write this sales page.

I even paid some guy to make this fancy logo and all:

I got an official domain all set up...

Priced my services at a nice, affordable, under-$2000 price point...

And sat down to write this sales page.

But then I realized:

I'm a total IDIOT.

I should have never tried doing this.

Because I remembered something:

As EVERY course creator on Instagram knows...

"Copywriters"🤮 SUCK.

Their writing is TERRIBLE,

They can't tell the difference between an opt-in and a sales page,

And you're SICK of them outreaching to you ALL. THE. TIME.

I mean, why else would these "copywriters" receive responses like this?

"I get about 6 of these emails every day"

"This is the second cold DM I've had today."

"I have received NO LESS THAN a dozen 'Quick Question' InMails and connection requests every week."

"Getting around 5-10 cold emails a day, all saying the same thing"

And honestly, who can blame you for not trusting a single one of us?

I don't know why I never realized until now.

So...

I guess you wasted your time coming to this page.

I'm really sorry, hey.

I don't even know why I'm still writing.

It would be dumb of me to even TRY selling my services when there's so many other "copywriters" out there.

And so...

I will NOT pretend that I can increase your conversions, like when I obviously didn't do it this time

Or this time. Which I also didn't do.

Didn't do it this time either.

...wait, what? I am saying I can NOT improve your conversions. N-O-T, 'not.'

We're clear right? Because you're looking at me kind of funny.

Almost like you think I'm actually implying I CAN increase your conversions. Like I did for all of these people.

But I'm not implying that, ok?

And I DEFINITELY am not saying you might be surprised about the results.

(These screenshots are clearly fake.)

So is this one.

HEY. Remember, I'm not saying I might be able to increase your conversions. NOT. Okay? Sheesh. It's almost like you don't believe me or something.

Oh, I get it. It's the pictures

Maybe I had too many pictures. I'll stop now.

Oops, finger slipped.

So... yeah.

I don't know what THAT was all about.

It must have taken someone like 13 hours to photoshop all those FAKE screenshots.

Clearly you should just go home now.

Even if this page were to go on and try to sell you on these dumb copywriting services,

...why would you knowingly read a page that was trying to SELL you something and take your money?

You wouldn't. You're too smart for that.

Okay then. You can close this tab now. Without scrolling down any further, because there would be no point to that. Guess I'll see you later!

...and like I said, no point scrolling! Bye now!

Psst, just letting you know, I think your phone is broken! It's still doing that scrolling thing!

There's just a bunch of blank space down there. Trust me, don't waste your time.

So... I'm beginning to think you don't believe me about the scrolling thing.

...okay, seriously, what the heck?

You're still here?

You actually want to read a long form sales page?

Selling you on... copywriting services?

(Haven't you heard of like, Netflix?)

Alright.

Fine, if you must INSIST on reading a SALES PITCH for my copywriting services... then be my guest.

Proper sales page coming your way in 3...

2...

White space...

ATTENTION: Online
Coaches and Course Creators

Turn Your “Meh” Marketing Into A Smoking-Hot Money Making Machine

With ZERO effort from you

(and without the $10K+ agency price tag)

Dear Instagram coach & course creator,

If you're tired of:

Sales pages that visitors bounce from
Emails that nobody opens
Or social posts that get ignored

Then this might be the most important piece of text you'll read this year.

Here's why:

I'm about to show you how to transform your marketing from a money pit into a profit machine - without changing your product, your market, or your prices.

Sound fair enough?

Great! Because...

I get it.

You know that your copy isn’t perfect, but it feels 'good enough,' right?

And you worry that changing the copy could disrupt your current flow of revenue—even if it's not completely optimal right now.

After all, you've probably built your success on being an expert in your field - NOT on being an expert in marketing.

So while you KNOW your current funnel isn't perfect, you:

Don't trust your ability to write better copy
Have been burned by "quick question" copywriters before
Feel overwhelmed by the process of renovating

And now it's like you're driving a car that's making weird noises - you know you should probably get it checked out, but it's still getting you from A to B, so you keep putting it off until it becomes an emergency.

But here's the cost of "good enough" copy:

Every single day, your mediocre marketing is silently robbing your bank account...

That "decent" sales page?

It's turning away 6 out of 10 perfect-fit clients who would've thrown money at you if your message hit harder.

Those email sequences you threw together between client calls?

They're training your subscribers to treat you like background noise.

And your social media content?

It's keeping you trapped in invisibility mode while your competitors – who might not even be half as good as you – are stealing your spotlight and market share.

But this isn't just about business metrics.

You see, as your conversions stagnate, the ripple effects seep into every corner of your life...

Your business slowly transforms from a path to freedom into a demanding taskmaster that never sleeps.

Those quick weekend check-ins morph into full workdays.

Your laptop becomes a permanent dinner guest as you chase every potential lead.

Quality time with family turns into "just five more minutes" of tweaking campaigns.

The worst part is most people don't fix their copy until the burnout hits.

Until they're trapped in a cycle of working harder instead of smarter.

Until they realize they've built a prison instead of a business...

Don't wait for the breaking point.

Because by then, you'll have sacrificed more than just money – you'll have traded away the very freedom that made you start your business in the first place.

But it doesn't have to be this way...

Let me paint a picture for you...

You wake up at 9 AM.

You unlock your phone to find overnight sales notifications.

Not tire-kickers asking endless questions – actual buyers who already understand your value and can't wait to get started.

Your ads aren't just "running" anymore – they're multiplying your investment three fold.

You're spending less to acquire each customer, and they're worth even more because they arrive pre-sold on your premium offers.

Best of all?

You're not chasing leads anymore. They're chasing you.

Because your copy makes it blindingly obvious why you're the best choice in your market.

Your expertise finally gets the spotlight it deserves.

Your value is crystal clear.

And your business starts working for you instead of the other way around.

This isn't fantasy.

It's what happens when your message truly connects.

But don't take my word for it.

Here's what happens when you get copy right:

"and we've seen a steady $2,000+ increase in monthly revenue since."

"Best outreach email I've ever received."

"Wow! This is awesome."

"That was the best email I've ever read"

"The page finally converts at the level it should. Worth every penny."

"another banger as always"

Book Your Free Call🤝

Hi, I'm Andrew

Here's how I help businesses like yours sell more:

I specialize in writing high-converting copy for your:

Sales Pages
Email Sequences
Landing Pages
Product Launches
And Social Media Content

Using these forms of media, I weave proven psychological triggers into clear, compelling messages.

Which is a fancy way of saying I'll help you make a lot more money by getting your ideal customers to actually read, click, and buy from your marketing.

What working together looks like

Here's exactly what you're getting when you hire me:

1. Strategic Discovery

I'll start with a deep dive into your business.

I'll analyze your competitors, review your customer research, and create a clear plan with measurable goals that align with your timeline – if it's just for a single project or long term retainer.

2. Custom Copy Creation

Whether it's a one-time sales page or a full marketing system, you'll get multiple rounds of writing and revision until I nail it.

Each version is optimized based on data, with clear A/B testing recommendations and full support during implementation.

3. Results Tracking

I'll help you monitor performance and provide optimization recommendations for 30 days after launch.

And if you're a retainer client, you'll get weekly performance updates, conversion monitoring, and ongoing optimization to continuously improve results.

Sound good?

Book Your Free Call🤝

DISCLAIMER

Do NOT book a call if you:

Are just starting out
Don't have existing traffic
Want the cheapest option
Are looking for overnight results
Eat KitKats without breaking them apart first 😤

Seriously.

I mean it.

Please don't book a call if any of these apply to you.

(possible exceptions ONLY for the fifth one)

If you're just starting out or looking for the cheapest option, my services won't be a good fit and the call will be awkward for both of us.

Come back when you're ready for serious growth and happy to invest in quality.

FAQs

"How much do you charge?"

Here's where I'm going to dazzle you with my amazing copywriting skills.

Because for the right person, I think my services could be worth $9,999,999,999.

But not YOU, pal. No way you're going to pay $9,999,999,999.

Heck... you're not even going to pay $9,999!

(Wait, am I doing this price ladder thing right? 🤔)

Uh...

Yeah... you're not going to pay anywhere near that.

But I honestly can't give you a set price until we have a chat first.

It all depends on where YOU'RE at as a biz owner and what solutions I can provide.

There is no one size fits all.

HOWEVER...

Jobs typically range from $400 (project) to $2000/mo (retainer), so keep that in mind.

"Do you offer refunds?"

Just like you wouldn't ask a chef to "un-cook" your meal, I don't offer refunds for completed work.

But here's what I do offer:

Unlimited revisions until you're completely satisfied (for projects)
A risk-free trial period for retainer services
Clear milestones and approval stages throughout our work together.

You're here because you've read this entire sales page and connected with my writing style.

You know exactly what you're getting.

I deliver what I promise, and I don't stop until you're thrilled with the results.

"What's your typical turnaround time?"

Okay, look... I know I said I'd answer all your questions. And I really meant to!

But then I realized - that's what discovery calls are for, right?

Let's chat about the rest 👇

Book Your Free Call🤝

"Wait! Wait! Can I ask one more thing?"

sigh I guess...

Fire away.

"I’m about to do that thing where I read all the way to the bottom of the sales page but I still have lingering doubts so I’m going to just flick back up the page and start randomly re-reading parts that I already read while I umm and ahh about whether I want to book a call until my phone pings and distracts me."

Um... okay, that wasn't really a question.

But, that's cool. You do you.

All I'll say in closing is... this isn't one of those life-altering decisions that needs days of contemplation.

It's a 15-minute conversation that could completely transform your business.

Let's do some quick math:

Time investment: 15 minutes
Potential downside: You lose 0.15% of your weekly time
Potential upside: You finally get copy that floods your business with leads, sales that close themselves, and you now have breathing room to focus on what you do best.

The way I see it, you have two options:

A) Close this tab, go back to writing your own copy (or worse, hiring another "quick question" copywriter), and keep getting the same results.

OR

B) Take 15 minutes to chat with someone who just kept you engaged through an entire sales page while simultaneously demonstrating exactly how they'll help your business grow.

Anyway, that's my pitch. Ball's in your court now.

Oh, and would you look at that? There just happens to be an button to schedule a call right here! What luck!

Book Your Free Call🤝

Oh, hey there!

You just clicked a link for what was *supposed* to be a sales page for my copywriting services.

I'm a total IDIOT.

I should have never tried doing this. Because I remembered something: As EVERY course creator on Instagram knows...

"Copywriters"🤮 SUCK.

Their writing is TERRIBLE, They can't tell the difference between an opt-in and a sales page, And you're SICK of them outreaching to you ALL. THE. TIME. I mean, why else would these "copywriters" receive responses like this?

"I get about 6 of these emails every day"

"This is the second cold DM I've had today."

"I have received NO LESS THAN a dozen 'Quick Question' InMails and connection requests every week."

"Getting around 5-10 cold emails a day, all saying the same thing"

I will NOT pretend that I can increase your conversions, like when I obviously didn't do it this time

Or this time. Which I also didn't do.

Didn't do it this time either.

...wait, what? I am saying I can NOT improve your conversions. N-O-T, 'not.'

We're clear right? Because you're looking at me kind of funny.

Almost like you think I'm actually implying I CAN increase your conversions. Like I did for all of these people.

But I'm not implying that, ok?

And I DEFINITELY am not saying you might be surprised about the results.

(These screenshots are clearly fake.)

So is this one.

HEY. Remember, I'm *not* saying I might be able to increase your conversions. NOT. Okay? Sheesh. It's almost like you don't believe me or something.

Oh, I get it. It's the pictures

Maybe I had too many pictures. I'll stop now.

Oops, finger slipped.

Okay then. You can close this tab now. Without scrolling down any further, because there would be no point to that. Guess I'll see you later!

...and like I said, no point scrolling! Bye now!

Psst, just letting you know, I think your mouse is broken! It's still doing that scrolling thing!

There's just a bunch of blank space down there. Trust me, don't waste your time.

So... I'm beginning to think you don't believe me about the scrolling thing.

...okay, seriously, what the heck?

Transform Your “Meh” Marketing Into A Smoking-Hot Money-Making Machine

(and without the $10K+ agency price tag)

ATTENTION: Online Coaches and Course Creators

If you're tired of: ​​​

I get it.

Dear Instagram coach & course creator,

With ZERO effort on your end

But here's the cost of "good enough" copy:

You know that your copy isn’t perfect, but it feels 'good enough,' right?

​

​

Don't trust your ability to write better copy

Have been burned by "quick question" copywriters before

Feel overwhelmed by the process of rewriting/updating

​​

​And now it's like you're driving a car that's making weird noises - you know you should probably get it checked out, but it's still getting you from A to B, so you keep putting it off until it becomes an emergency.​

​

Your business slowly transforms from a path to freedom into a demanding taskmaster that never sleeps.

But it doesn't have to be this way...

"and we've seen a steady $2,000+ increase in monthly revenue since."

"Best outreach email I've ever received."

"Wow! This is awesome."

"Another banger as always."

Hi, I'm Andrew

What working together looks like:

Here's how I help coaching businesses like yours sell more...

Do NOT book a call if you:

FAQs

"How much do you charge?"

"Are there refunds?"

Just like you wouldn't ask a chef to "un-cook" your meal, I don't offer refunds for completed work.

But here's what I do offer:

"What's your typical turnaround time?"

Okay, look... I know I said I'd answer all your questions. And I really meant to! But then I realized - that's what discovery calls are for, right? 😏 Let's chat about the rest 👇

"Wait! Wait! Can I ask one more thing?"

"That was the best email I've ever read"

"The page finally converts at the level it should. Worth every penny."

DISCLAIMER

*sigh* I guess... Fire away.

Um... okay, that wasn't really a question. But, that's cool. You do you. All I'll say in closing is... this isn't one of those life-altering decisions that needs days of contemplation. It's a 15-minute conversation that could completely transform your business. Let's do some quick math:

Time investment: 15 minutes

​Potential downside: You lose 0.15% of your weekly time

Potential upside: You finally get copy that floods your business with leads, sales that close themselves, and you now have breathing room to focus on what you do best.

The way I see it, you have two options: A) Close this tab, go back to writing your own copy (or worse, hiring another "quick question" copywriter 🤮), and keep getting the same results.

​

OR

​

​

Oh, hey there!

You just clicked a link for what was *supposed* to be a sales page for my copywriting services.

You just clicked a link for what was supposed to be a sales page for my copywriting services.

I should have never tried doing this.

Because I remembered something:

As EVERY course creator on Instagram knows...

Their writing is TERRIBLE,

They can't tell the difference between an opt-in and a sales page,

And you're SICK of them outreaching to you ALL. THE. TIME.

I mean, why else would these "copywriters" receive responses like this?

HEY. Remember, I'm not saying I might be able to increase your conversions. NOT. Okay? Sheesh. It's almost like you don't believe me or something.

If you're tired of:

And now it's like you're driving a car that's making weird noises - you know you should probably get it checked out, but it's still getting you from A to B, so you keep putting it off until it becomes an emergency.

Okay, look... I know I said I'd answer all your questions. And I really meant to!

But then I realized - that's what discovery calls are for, right? 😏

Let's chat about the rest 👇

sigh I guess...

Fire away.

Um... okay, that wasn't really a question.

But, that's cool. You do you.

All I'll say in closing is... this isn't one of those life-altering decisions that needs days of contemplation.

It's a 15-minute conversation that could completely transform your business.

Let's do some quick math:

Potential downside: You lose 0.15% of your weekly time

The way I see it, you have two options:

A) Close this tab, go back to writing your own copy (or worse, hiring another "quick question" copywriter 🤮), and keep getting the same results.

You just clicked a link for what was supposed to be a sales page for my copywriting services.

I should have never tried doing this.

Because I remembered something:

As EVERY course creator on Instagram knows...

Their writing is TERRIBLE,

They can't tell the difference between an opt-in and a sales page,

And you're SICK of them outreaching to you ALL. THE. TIME.

I mean, why else would these "copywriters" receive responses like this?

HEY. Remember, I'm not saying I might be able to increase your conversions. NOT. Okay? Sheesh. It's almost like you don't believe me or something.

ATTENTION: Online
Coaches and Course Creators

If you're tired of:

And now it's like you're driving a car that's making weird noises - you know you should probably get it checked out, but it's still getting you from A to B, so you keep putting it off until it becomes an emergency.